oK so basicaly its like this. youare at a friends house for like the night or watever and then you guys are making out on the couch (yeah!) and then like.. her dad calls on the phone and says “no i she likes it more if you use the other hand… yeah” and your alllike “oh dude your dad is trying to give me advice on how to diddle you” and then she’s like… “i don’t have a dad..” or whatever… but what!? WHO WAS PHONE?

I think we all remember where we were over 9000 years ago when we first discovered this indelible work of modern dadaist prose that would, along with Doom: Repercussions of Evil, define the early trollpasta canon. I was on the internet (now not just for porn) and apparently so were the creators of the (allegedly) upcoming film adaptation, Who Was Phone?, who have managed to peel themselves away from posting ponies on /b/ long enough to put together this trailer for a (allegedly) real film that seems to be a string of memes vaguely resembling the basic structure of a horror movie. Which coincidentally is my fetish.

And these are some old memes, too. Like not as old as your mom but from back when having a dank stash of rare pepes didn’t make you some sort of red pill mgotw. We’ve got Afro Ninja, Techno Viking, even that kid that got so enraged he tried to dry dock a remote control (u mad bro?). You can fit so much 2005 in this baby. It’s a fun trailer but I hope they’re trolling like Boxxy with the website claiming this is intended as a 90 minute film. It doesn’t overstay its welcome in the 3 minute trailer but even with a history of memes going back from as long ago as longcat, I can’t see myself watching more than 10 minutes of this before asking myself, “is this real life? Is this going to be forever?”