You guys. I know that we are already bristling at the smell of peppermint and the hint of garland in Target but stick with me. For you see, our dear Zombie Joe has us all taken care of as we face the imminent finale of our Halloween Season.

Ladies, gentlemen, freaks of nature, Zombie Joe will be presenting …

BLOOD ALLEY XMAS

Yes, Zombie Joe’s Underground’s all-new freaky-ass Holiday- themed spectacular within their fictitious, century-old Alley of Horror, Trauma, Intrigue, Shattered Memory and Disgust, will be bringing out the holiday cheer.

Think for just a moment. The one show that got even grittier and nastier than Urban Death is returning covered in strings of lights and a splattering of Egg Nog. How can you not be excited?

Right now they are only planning (6) Performances over (3) December-Weekends: FRI & SAT Evenings @ 11pm, DEC 2 – 17. This is going to be one freakin’ extra-special, extra-bloody, totally-bizarro holiday mash-up to remember, destined to be a Beautifully-Horrifying-Yule-Log-Happening at ZJU every night! The fun news is that they are in the process of casting right now. If you want an audition, Zombie has said to contact him directly here ZombieJoes@ymail.com