Breaking news ladies an gents. Fiendish Fashionista and erudite existentialist Chloë Sevigny has created the perfect “Haunted House” (Hown-ted How-soo). Groundlings alumni Drew Droege teams once again with the brilliant writer, director, Jim Hansen to offer yet another Chloe Video just in time for the Halloween (Hal-oh-way-en) season.

This time we discover that Chloë has developed the perfect Haunted House. Among the many terrors are the fact that the VIP line to get in is populated by none other than Christine Ebersol, Shannon Purser, and Joyce DeWitt’s mini pin. The twist? THERE IS NO REGULAR LINE!