A horrible Thursday to you all, fellow HorrorBuzz readers! I’m back from the crypt to share something special with you. Well, someone speical, that is. My initial advice to you is to make sure you’ve eaten. I don’t need any of you passing out from low blood sugar, because this weeks HorrorGram is going to make that crimson go-go juice in your veins boil over. If you’re afraid of that happening, clear the history and cache on your browser NOW. No one wants to die with that kind of information intact. NO ONE! I’m also not talking about one of those 20/20 undercover, investigative videos of caregivers abusing the elderly (be nice Mom and Dad, or you know where you’re going!). I’m speaking about the one, the only, Evangeline La Morte.
Eva LaMorte if you’re nasty.
This unreal, master of makeup is the highlight of this week’s HorrorGram. Again, the daunting task of picking Eva LaMorte’s top looks for all of you to fondle your inner artist to, falls on MY shoulders. I’m happy to do it though. Put it this way… When I’m lucky enough to come across someone this talented, to sharing it with all of you… Well… it almost makes me feel, feelings. I know right? That keeps happening! It just goes to show how many incredible artists there are out there, and as a horror makeup artist, she’s the bee’s knees. The cat’s pajamas. Ugh, there I go rambling again.
So readers, let’s take each other’s hands and brave the shockwave we’re about to experience together. You’re gonna feel this one, deep down in your rotten, little souls. USE THE BUDDY SYSTEM, FREAKS!
Nothing is prettier than a dead girl
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To sleep, perchance to dream.
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There’s an ancient Transylvanian proverb we used to have in the old country: always put the shortest chain on the oldest wolf.
Sounds like someone’s sick. How lovely. I do hope it’s serious. Something dreadful.
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This is the next world.
https://www.instagram.com/p/80175QGDeW/
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Come with me. Hail, Mary. Run quick see.
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What do you think, readers? All I’m going to say is, when I’m right, I’m right. And this time, I was right. Right?
Eva’s execution is flawless. There’s literally no other words to describe her makeup applications. Just flawless. Her only limitation would be her own imagination, and I’ve got a sneaking suspicion there’s no shortage of that. Just look at these horror makeup creations! She’s methodically brutal with her approach. Every stroke of her brushes, and every blend of her sponge, paints life into the ghoulish blueprint inside her mind. If only people were more like pinatas. We could arm our children, and have them crack open these amazing artists skulls, so we might dance & celebrate in cascade of brilliant idea candy. So sorry, so Mexi, but I woke up like this.
https://www.instagram.com/p/8jI1vQGDV0/
So, now I leave you with this, my fiendish readers. Having blown your collective minds with Eva LaMorte‘s incredible horror makeup, all while fitting two (count em’ TWO!) Beyonce references in one article, my job here is now done. As I return to the fog, let me know what you think of this hauntingly awesome horror makeup artist. And don’t forget to do the hashtag thing on your own horror makeup applications, or for your favorite #HorrorMakeup artist you’d like to see featured. #HorrorGramFX that ish, and I’ll scare ya next week!
