I hope you have something handy to puke in, because the cute level in this week’s HorrorGram in going to be sky high. If you’re a diabetic, you may want to skip this. The sweetness is bound to land you in the hospital. So, if you’re hydrated and have someone home with you in case of emergency, let’s talk shop.
Here at HorrorBuzz, we’ve been getting you ready for the upcoming holiday and this HorrorGram is no different. This time around, we are going to up to cute factor and get you ready for that all important doorbell ring. If you don’t have that sought after treat, then you can expect a trick in the form of a front yard covered in toilet paper. Don’t you DARE try and fake not being home! They know you’re there, porch light or no porch light.
Trick or treat, smell my feet, give me something good to eat…
Trick or Treaters are the mainstay of Halloween. Even when we get older, we hold onto trick or treating as long as we can. Don’t lie, you’ve ALL done it. But trust me, when it comes to free candy, you have my deepest and unwavering understanding. Short and tall, young and old, trick or treating is the tradition we can all get behind. It brings the family together; picking out costumes, walking endless blocks with your little loved ones to make sure they’re having safe, and candy-tastic fun.
Candy isn’t the only option though. Remember, it’s “trick or treat”, people. The other part of the verbal, and binding contract is the trick! Be warned. You gotta have a good sense of humor when it comes to getting tricked. Remember, it’s all about fun on Halloween. Let’s not take it personal, okay? You might get gag candy, garlic gum, or maybe even the good old ketchup packet. You never know! The other half of the fun is checking out your haul! I remember one year, I filled 3 large pillow cases! I was able to sell off candy on the playground into December! and boy, did my feet hurt the next morning. Sure, we made sure to skip Sean’s house. Sean’s parents were both Dentists, and were notorious for passing out floss, and apples. Well, enough about me. Let’s take a look at your trick or treaters, shall we? Where’s my puke bucket…
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If I were to have any kids, I’d probably have a kid like the one who dressed up like a fart! If you happen to be the one’s chosen to stay home and feed the masses this halloween, take some pictures and videos of your trick or treaters! Add the hashtag #HorrorBuzzTrickorTreat and let’s see you treat or trick your spooky visitors!
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